Warning !!! Democrats drive vehicles

I had to make a road trip and I was kind of looking forward to getting back on the interstate and doing some cruising on up to North Carolina. I started out fairly mellow, chilling if you will, a cup of coffee, doing some right lane cruising, not in a big hurry. Three and a half hours later I am ready to kill, I am stunned by the absolute stupidity, self centered ass holes who populate this nation’s highways. A couple of basic lessons, two lanes which means you have a choice, this might help you. Left lane is for passing and it shouldn’t take five miles to do it. If your next turn is half a mile up the road, you might want to get in the correct lane a bit early, that last minute swerve across multiple lanes of traffic is just plain tacky and reveals that your parents only spent one night together in the back of a Buick. Oh those turn signal things, you are allowed to use them, and don’t give me that bullshit your vehicle doesn’t have them. What can I say about the Knights of the open road, those over the road truckers? It seems the membership in that community is open to every ex bully in the world. I understand your being paid this is how you make your living and you are probably a member of the teamsters union. Uh never mind now I understand why you’re a self centered non thinking moron who doesn’t know what those shiny things are on the side of your truck. Hint, it’s called a mirror, it tells you that people are passing you and if you change lanes while they are passing life get interesting. Can we talk blind spots? Yep pretty much all vehicles have one, it might not be a bad idea to realize where your vehicle blind spots are located and be aware that all vehicles have blind spots. Oh and for you Prius drivers, you people are just plain wrong.