EXCUSE ME? FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA

Read this shit, another reason not to move to that state of faggots and morons.

It High Noon

I guess the current administration has never heard the story about the little boy that cried wolf. It’s a new crisis every god damn week, the economy, health care, auto industry, who the fuck can guess what is next? Each one of these “Crisis’ has to be dealt with immediately and damn the cost, full speed ahead we will figure out the impact later. Everything is a number one priority thus making nothing number one. Well it looks like the wack job from North Korea is going to call the one out. Dear Leader might be crazy as a shit house rat but he knows when someone is bluffing and doesn’t have the guts put a smack down on him. Well junior Senator now POTUS , ball is in your court and they ain’t buying your bullshit. How much will the Loser and Chief give up to maintain a so called peace? Where is his line in the sand? At what point does he wipe the spit off the countries face and take off the gloves? I spent two tours in Korea and I feel sorry for the South Korean people, it’s all over just waiting on the short fat fucker to make good with his threats and believe me he will. Kim has nothing to lose and everything to gain, he has looked out POTUS in the face and saw something lacking like a backbone.

Variations on a theme or you got chumped

Lets say your outgoing President tells you that your economy is in bad shape, all those bullshit loans and crooks have clogged up your economy and you need some fixes. Your friendly leaving loser has two recommendations. One is a Junior Senator. who has been practicing for 2 years or so and he graduated top of his class and in fact did a bit of teaching on the side while he was waiting for this job. He has all the latest theory’s and is one cheerful son of a bitch who tells you not to worry everything will be fine. He has a new and better way to fix you up and it will only cost half as much. The other Senator has been around the block a few times, kind of paunchy, smokes and tells you he does it one way and one way only, he knows it works but there is always risk and you need to get your shit in order in case something goes wrong. Which one do you choose?

Which way do you lean

Lets say your doctor tells you that your ticker is in bad shape, all those French fries and Burgers have clogged up your heart and you need some surgery. Your friendly quack ain’t no heart cutter but he has two recommendations. One is a Dr. who has been practicing for 2 years or so and he graduated top of his class and in fact did a bit of teaching on the side while he was waiting for this job. He has all the latest theory’s and is one cheerful son of a bitch who tells you not to worry everything will be fine. He has a new and better way to fix you up and it will only cost half as much. The other Dr. has been around the block a few times, kind of paunchy, smokes and tells you he does it one way and one way only, he knows it works but there is always risk and you need to get your shit in order in case something goes wrong. Which one do you choose?

Pine tar and feather for the nominee,, you dumbass’s

Sometimes is just best to keep your mouth shut. It seems the die hard conservatives haven’t figured that out yet. There is an art to picking battles and the current battle they are trying to generate over the Supreme Court nominee is pissing up a rope as far as I am concerned. A liberal leaning judge is leaving and will be replaced by what everyone seems to think is another liberal leaning judge. So the make up of the court hasn’t changed, its draw so find something else to go to war over. Now on to another minor point ,from what I have seen being appointed to the Supreme Court seems to have more of an impact than people realize. In fact I think it is more of an impact than winning the Presidential election. I am not sure that past history in this case in a sure fire indication of future performance. I doubt if she is the best qualified person for the job in the country, but then again I doubt if Obama or McCain were the best qualified, they were just the only real choices we had. Now Obama is far from stupid so why did he pick a woman he know would raise the ire of the conservative side of the country? Does the word smoke screen mean anything to anyone out there, slight of hand, a ruse, a diversion? I would advise the conservatives to tread softly, the replacement Obama has in mind will be much worse than the sacrifice he is throwing before congress now.

Not enough coffee

I sometimes wonder what my parents would think of this world today. I am not talking about the current administration or anything that trivial. Wars come and go, economies grow and collapse that is natural. I am talking about this very thing I am doing now. Sending my thoughts and ravings across not just this country but the world. Who knows who can be reading this weird ass opinion of the world and life. While I might agree or disagree with every blog I read, I learn something about that person and what they say no matter how much I want to deny it, it changes my views and thoughts. That is the wonderful world of blogs, we can’t help it, it will change your perspective overtime. We are forced to think, to evaluate and form opinions that are modified by every blog we read. While I might think the person writing is complete moron and social misfit, I have to admire them for putting it out there. Even those that have a completely different view of the world at least have the guts to stand up in some way for what they believe in. None of us are perfect and no one has the answers to all the problems but at least we have found new way of communication that might make understanding a different opinion easier. I can see my father loving the internet and having his own blog to broadcast his opinion to the world.

Changes in my mind

You really don’t want to ask me about my musical taste.

This is an American Idol,, not a pretty boy

I am qualified, trust me

I have decided to run for office and I will use the very successful philosophy of the current POTUS. I won’t steal his motto but I think I can update it a bit. How about “ CHANGE BECAUSE HE CAN’T”, kind of nifty don’t ya think. Now I need a platform, you know something to talk about that everyone can relate too. I really don’t intend to do anything but talk about it and throw around a few key words and vague promises.
A. End the War – ok, its kind of lame, but hell there is a war going on somewhere and I have a plan to end it. I have no idea how but I will hire someone who does.
B. Fix education – I am not real sure it really broken but it is damn fine topic and no one is ever convinced their kid is actually a retarded short bus riding window licking moron, so it has to be an education problem. If I get backed into a corner I can always blame Bush for no child left behind.
C. Fix the Economy – I have a plan, its not the same plan as the loser I am replacing and it’s a damn fine plan, trust me on that one.
D. Tax reform – Rich people need to pay more taxes, its not fair and I have a plan for that. Everyone will get a bonus check. ( rebate – bad word)
E. Gay Marriage – Hell I am all for it, unless the church is against it then we need a study group to feel the pulse of America so I can make an more informed decision.
F. National Holiday – I am going to create a new national Holiday, It will be April 15. I will have to get rid of one but hell no one cares about Presidents day anyway. I think I will call it Bloggers get piss faced drunk day. ( Need to work on that)

That is about it for the start. I do have a few minor problems I need to work on. No wife might be an issue. I hope old arrests for soliciting for prostitution and public drunk are not a disqualifier. I might have to run as a democrat.