Archive for February, 2009

Dumber than a fucking bowling ball

It is truly amazing some of the moronic liberals still haven’t figure out that “THE ONE’ blew smoke up their ass and lied like a waterdog, so to speak. Oh well might as well sit back and enjoy the ride.

Add comment February 26, 2009

Slumdog whorehouse

My fellow Americans are one fantastic group of stupid motherfuckers. Those of us that have more than one brain cell could see it coming. No I am not talking about that walking talking teleprompter reading piece of shit, the majority of dumb fucks in this country all ready fell for his song and dance. I am talking the vast,,(according to the press) amount of people upset because there are slums in India. Holy shit, who knew? I have news for all those spoiled fucks whining about slums, they filmed the good parts, real slums are much worse. Here is a news flash assholes, there are homeless people right here in your own country, we even have slums’ , we just call them projects. Now I am sure they will want to throw a lot of money at this problem, we wouldn’t India to fix itself, that would not be the American way. Might I suggest instead of bothering an already busy congress who has is already passing out dollars like a drunk marine at a Korean whore house we use an alternative. How about going down to your nearest homeless shelter, give them half the money you were planning on giving and then setting the rest on fire. You will have exactly the same results and you get to stay warm.

2 comments February 25, 2009

I R Puter RPR Man Now

My laptop has some screen issues, mostly the big damn white spot covering one half and the red and green stripes covering the other. So I crank up the antique desktop and do some quick shopping, I mean how damn hard can that be to replace, Chinese fuckers eating rice do it every day.
Damn I found a new screen and instructions on line, less than $100.00 later to include shipping, Bitch Laptop is up and running again. I found the same screen priced from 59 to over 200. Online instruction on youtube were close enough. I did end up buying a set of jewelers screwdrivers and an X-acto knife set , but I had lost my old set in the divorce.

Add comment February 24, 2009

At least something funny

Damn I need a laugh.

Add comment February 23, 2009

It must be monday

I had this long post about my disgust with whole political process and both short bus riding retard parties but I said fuck it and deleted the damn thing. I don’t think I will be ordering “Slumdog” on Netflix, not sure why but probably because it would be boring as hell and I have no class. On the lighter side, I do appreciate Danica Patrick’s approach to racing in the swimsuit edition,, As one fellow might put it,,,”Just Damn”. If she starts driving NASCAR , Jr can kiss my ass.

Add comment February 23, 2009

Why me?

She is attractive, funny, and a lot of fun. She owns 28 cats. I am passing on this one.

4 comments February 22, 2009

OOPS

How the hell do you miss 193,000 square miles of ice? Fucking Global warming, climate change idiots, of course some white coated so called experts will come with more this is proof of why I need to keep my grant to prove that weather changes.

Add comment February 22, 2009

Justice

We have some major problems in this country and from where I sit it all boils down to parents who failed to teach their children a work ethic and respect for the property of others. We have become a country of excuse makers and have lost our taste for justice. We created laws that keep us from making hard decisions that are not really all that hard if you take responsibility for your actions and demand the same for others. We love to coddle criminals and have Dr. Phil and his ilk explain why some shit head is a mass murderer or a rapist or master swindler. We have created Criminal Universities in every state, we might as well give these fuckers a diploma for being a master thief, drug dealer or murder. Of course some bleeding heart bitch will whine about someone being thrown in jail for something they didn’t do. Ok, I might even go along with that but now days with DNA evidence those numbers extremely rare and from having dealt with some of this scum in the past, if there not guilty of this crime they are more than likely guilty of worse. The circle of thieves known as lawyers have managed to turn a justice system into a three ring circus with and excuse for damn near anything. I think its time to re-write the laws and punishments for criminal behavior. Here is my list of laws according to Jim.

1. Murder – Execution within 6 months. (This includes drunk drivers who kill people. If you broke the law and someone died, its murder)
2. Robbery 1st offense 5 years no parole
3. Robbery 2nd offense – Execution within 6 months
4. Rape – Execution within 48 hours of verdict.
5. None political theft – 5 years no parole
6. None political theft 2nd offence – Execution within 6 months.
7. Political theft – Public Execution by hanging within 48 of v

Add comment February 20, 2009

Screw you republicans and democrats,, your both losers

Once more for the record. I am not a fucking republican or a brain dead democrat. I would probably be known as an independent. I would prefer no label just call me an American and keep that label bullshit to your self. I am by no means the smartest guy on the planet but I am also not some fucker that just fell off the turnip wagon. I have learned from many many years of experience my dear old dad was right. This world doesn’t owe me a damn thing and if I want something I better plan on working for it.

Add comment February 20, 2009

Al Sharpton,,,, ass hole and raciest

The most racist asshole on the planet is yelling racism again. That would be one lazy, tax dodging crook name Al Sharpton. Of course there are a few others that make a living off of race baiting who are screaming too and all about a cartoon. I have seen the cartoon and since I have a pretty good idea who WRITES the laws and creates the bills it was apparent to me that the reference was to the United States Congress. Now if you saw the cartoon and thought it was about the President then your not only stupid but you are a raciest.

1 comment February 20, 2009

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