YEP

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon, from New York says, ‘I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.’

The second, from Chicago , responds, ‘Yeah, but you should try ele ctricians!  Everything inside them is color coded.’

The third surgeon, from Dallas says, ‘No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.’

The fourth surgeon from Los Angeles chimes in, ‘You know, I like construction workers.  Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.

But the fifth surgeon, who was from Washington, DC shut them all up when he explained: ‘You’re all wrong.  Politicians are the easiest to operate on.  There’s no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable. ‘

Liberal are highly educated morons

After having puked my way through some liberal blogs the theme is clear.  Obama (The One) has created so much fear in McCain that he is afraid to debate him.  I can see that a man who spent five years in a POW camp being afraid of a man who got his ass whipped daily on the playground.  McCain is afraid of a man who can’t talk without a script and a teleprompter.  The message I get from the Obama camp is that having Obama elected president is more important that the economy and the country.  Obama would welcome this delay since he is a walking, babbling disaster area that makes Joe Biden look like a genius if he doesn’t have a scripted program.  The only way Obama shouldn’t want a delay is if he has some how worked a deal for the debate.  That would mean that Obama and his cronies are crooks and his whole campaign is smoke and mirrors.

I am in shock

WOW,, Clay Aiken is gay and Obama is a bulshit artist, two shockers in one day. I am not sure I can recover. I wonder if I got that backwards?